NEW GAME: GOPS!

I am happy to announce the release of a new game: GOPS.

 http://www.kongregate.com/games/mediavitagames/gops

You can play it on kongregate--the website is having some issues with flash online. If you like a thoughtful game of solitaire, you should like this game too.

-George

Xbox 720: Fantasy Features

(This article is pure fantasy and does not presume any knowledge of actual game console)

Microsoft’s new game console has been making quite a stir lately, but nothing has been more talked about than its rumored always-online feature.  It has caused quite some panic, but I am here to tell you not to worry!

You see, when they say always on, they mean ALWAYS on.

Introducing ENRAM, the most cutting edge technology in computer processing!  ENRAM works with the science of quantum entanglement, where pairs of particle influence each other from a distance instantaneously!  Worried about lag when playing your first person shooter?  Well with ENRAM you will have a lag of absolutely zero!  Each Xbox will come with 4 GB of ENRAM that connects them to Microsoft’s special servers.  While your console is simply sending and receiving data, it is their machines that are doing all of the processing.

If you are worried about spotty connectivity, then you should know that ENRAM doesn’t work by standard internet, but the entanglement runs on its own!  Always on means ALWAYS on.  Instead of storing games on your local hard-drive, your Xbox ownership will entitle you to 750 GB of server space for memory storage!  With the technology of ENRAM, you can access your titles on the servers as if they were on your own machine.  And since it is the powerful servers that do all the real processing, you can expect the best graphics you have ever seen—expect every frame of gameplay to be as detailed as any cutscene.

And yes, it can play used games and is backwards compatible.