(This article is pure fantasy and does not presume any
knowledge of actual game console)
Microsoft’s new game console has been making quite a stir
lately, but nothing has been more talked about than its rumored always-online
feature. It has caused quite some panic,
but I am here to tell you not to worry!
You see, when they say always on, they mean ALWAYS on.
Introducing ENRAM, the most cutting edge technology in
computer processing! ENRAM works with
the science of quantum entanglement, where pairs of particle influence each
other from a distance instantaneously!
Worried about lag when playing your first person shooter? Well with ENRAM you will have a lag of
absolutely zero! Each Xbox will come
with 4 GB of ENRAM that connects them to Microsoft’s special servers. While your console is simply sending and receiving
data, it is their machines that are doing all of the processing.
If you are worried about spotty connectivity, then you
should know that ENRAM doesn’t work by standard internet, but the entanglement
runs on its own! Always on means ALWAYS
on. Instead of storing games on your
local hard-drive, your Xbox ownership will entitle you to 750 GB of server
space for memory storage! With the
technology of ENRAM, you can access your titles on the servers as if they were on your
own machine. And since it is the
powerful servers that do all the real processing, you can expect the best
graphics you have ever seen—expect every frame of gameplay to be as detailed as
any cutscene.
And yes, it can play used games and is backwards compatible.
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